Why I'm Not Celebrating Valentine's Day, in the Style of Glenn Beck

Valentine's day is celebrated on February 14th
This is also the day ancient Romans celebrated the Feast of Lupercalia
The Roman Empire, in the year 117 AD included most of Belgica, now called Belgium
Back to the word Valentine
If you convert each letter to the number which corresponds to its position in the alphabet and add it all up, you get 79
May 10, 1940, the day Nazis Invaded Belgium
5/10/1940
5+10+19+40=74
Add 5 because Valentine's starts with a V and, in Ancient Rome, V meant 5 and we get...
79!
Valentine's day is Nazis.