Recently, while sitting at my computer, I felt a light tap on my shoulder. Turning to see what is was, as I had thought myself quite alone, I saw absolutely nothing. That's when I heard the voice.
I sat frozen. If you've never heard a disembodied voice in person before, it can be a startling event.
"Hello?" I ventured, not knowing what else to say.
"Who are you?"
"i am not a who"
"Okay, then what are you?"
"i am your creativity"
"yes i am the spirit sent to imbue you with creative thought"
"Are you sure I haven't just gone insane?"
"So it's your job to help me come up with things to write about, right?"
"not only that but i will also aid you throughout the entire creative process"
"No offense, but you seem kinda shit. I mean, you're supposed to help me write, but you don't even use capitalization or punctuation."
"how can you tell"
It was then that the fourth wall collapsed.