Recently, while sitting at my computer, I felt a light tap on my shoulder. Turning to see what is was, as I had thought myself quite alone, I saw absolutely nothing. That's when I heard the voice.
"hello kyle"
I sat frozen. If you've never heard a disembodied voice in person before, it can be a startling event.
"kyle"
"Hello?" I ventured, not knowing what else to say.
"hi"
"Who are you?"
"i am not a who"
"Okay, then what are you?"
"i am your creativity"
"My creativity?"
"yes i am the spirit sent to imbue you with creative thought"
"Are you sure I haven't just gone insane?"
"quite"
"So it's your job to help me come up with things to write about, right?"
"not only that but i will also aid you throughout the entire creative process"
"No offense, but you seem kinda shit. I mean, you're supposed to help me write, but you don't even use capitalization or punctuation."
"how can you tell"
It was then that the fourth wall collapsed.
Is writing a conversation is your head 5th person?
ReplyDeleteWhat an odd way to write, I've never heard of a "5th person" when I was taught English. Interesting post sir.
ReplyDelete@MrJoseph Neither have I. :P
ReplyDeleteThis is great!
ReplyDeleteMy head exploded. Just so you know.
ReplyDeleteTIL there is a 5th person writing style
ReplyDeleteLOL
ReplyDeletecool
ReplyDeletehahaha i enjoyed that very much sir. +follow
ReplyDeleteThis was an interesting perspective - to be honest I don't think I have enough imagination to come up witch such things. I'd love to have a chat with my creativity one day; I do need that.
ReplyDeleteLOL, nice, does even 5th person exist?
ReplyDeleteNice one. following.
ReplyDeleteThis is kinda weird... i like it! :)
ReplyDeletehahaha, this was awesome. Good job!
ReplyDeleteWell it's the first time I'd heard of writing in the fifth person. I'm not sure i even fully grasp what's goin on here. +followed
ReplyDeletethat's some paranormal shit right there.
ReplyDeletelol never heard of writing in the 5th person
ReplyDeleteI... do not understand...
ReplyDeleteI find this really funny. :D
ReplyDeletehaaaa so you could read the words of his voice. good one
ReplyDeleteHah, Awesome.
ReplyDeleteBrief and humourous, just the way I like it.
haha, well done. Very creative.
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